If I could have been…

I was talking with some friends the other day about job hunts.  Some how the conversation moved on to “could have beens”.  You know, like the song from the musical “Working” says:
IF I COULD’VE BEEN
WHAT I COULD’VE BEEN
I COULD’VE BEEN
SOMETHIN’ …
We began talking about what we would be if we could have been anything and [...]

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Cooch Abuse

I know you all have probably been anxiously awaiting my token post on “Octo mom”.  I am not going to reiterate the story here, I refuse to give stupidity publicity (at least as much as can be garnered from my piddly little blog).
However, I do have an opinion, and it might not be what people [...]

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

About a week ago my laptop started to go black just because.  I could boot it back up, but it was annoying.  Today it wouldn’t start up.  Finally I got it to boot, but then it wanted something called the BIOS Password.
WTF?
I don’t have a clue.  I managed to bypass that with a fingerprint log [...]

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Wanker Yanker

For the past few weeks Tweak has found it necessary to incessantly lick, chew on and pull (with his teeth) on his dog junk.  It has gotten to the point that it’s almost as embarrassing as watching the hulk with his remote in one hand and his junk in his other.
So, I googled it.  “Dog [...]

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Newish Pictures

Recently we got the boys hair cut again (except Kenny, of course).  We decided to shave off Tweaks ears.  Now he really looks like a chihuahua.

You see the pink ball next to Bear, these things are all over our house, he usually isn’t seen without one in his mouth waiting for someone to throw it.  [...]

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Happy VD Everyone!

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HAPPY DARWIN DAY!!!!!!!

That’s the extent of this post.  I’m not that cool.

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Death and Woo

Yesterday I was sitting at my new desk, doing some more corporate reading that is required of me.  The woman who sits in the desk in front of me came into work and was discussing with our boss that her grandfather died over the weekend.  I offered her my condolences.  Then she tells our boss [...]

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Decision Made

I made my decision last Friday morning.  I would have loved the weekend to think about it, but there were time constraints.
What I did, now mind you, I’m not really shy about speaking my mind in the work place.    I’m the kind of person who isn’t afraid address an issue with someone.  So, what I [...]

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Popularity Contest

When I got laid off in January my initial response was to freak.  In the first week I applied for about 30 jobs.  Some of them in my field, some of them not.  I went on an interview at a small mortgage company.  It was as an office manager it was about half of what [...]

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